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So, the Project Runway designers showed at Bryant Park (the episode hasn't aired yet, obvs.) and I am rooting for Jerell. I like Kenley as a person, but her clothes suck. The designs are always some sort of puffy bullshit in a horrifying print that reeks of the '40s. From what I saw on Jezebel, Jerell is the only designer that showed pieces that made me exclaim "omigawd FIERCE!"

Speaking of fierce, I have been drunk with power ever since I clipped my weave in last night.

There is some stuff going on tonight, but I'm sick so I'm probably just going to sit around drinking tea and bitching. That's what I do anyways but usually it is beer and not tea.

The Casbah: Demasiado, Irradio, Firethorn, Fkenal, $5.

The Che: Snuffaluffagus, Asher in The Rye (TX), Brian Warren (of Weatherbox) and Census, $6.

u-31: Feel the Noise, $5.

Also, the San Diego Sports Club is doing some fund raising pre-party for the San Diego Music Awards, so if you feel like getting roofied, hit it up. The flier said they're "under new MGMT" so either someone is waiting with baited breath for a new record from those Brooklyn fruitcakes that played "Lord of the Flies" in their last video or they're trying to convince the world that dudes won't drop shit in your drink again. Once, at the Saloon, one of the nicer bartenders accidentally dropped my change (quarters) in my drink, but gave me another one, FO FREE, so it's cool. Quarters and tonic ain't that bad.


'stina

Ya Snela Ayhle!

So I am pretty seriously disappointed in this season's reality TV characters. Daniel Feld on Project Runway is kind of hot, but there is definitely no Daniel Vosovic/Jeffrey Sebelia/Christian Siriano. Bish, pls. I am also not seriously invested in So You Think You Can Dance this season.

This was one of my favorite pieces from last season, Lacey and Pasha's hip-hop thingy choreographed by Dave Scott to the Junior Boys' "In the Morning" (also the song that I used in my audition for SMC. HOORAY DROPPING OUT LOTS OF COLLEGES!)



Back to Project Runway, Christian was kind of my fav. because everything he makes is fierce and kind of Victorian. EVERY DAY IS VICTORIAN DAY, BITCH! If I was a designer, I would have Trentemøller make my runway song. Actually, I would probably pull a Santino and make my own song. But either way, this is a video technically by Royksopp called "What Else Is There?" but the vocals are by that Swedish slut from The Knife, Karin Dreijer Andersson. The fnasken in the video is not Karin, though, it is some Norwegian cum dumpster named Marianne Schroder. And the version of the song in the video is the remix by Trentemøller. Sooooo, yeah...



Satan be with you,

'stina