Pony Girl Club

@ your maughamMetal-y goth dudes????This is black ...

2008-12-29T11:29:00.000-08:00

@ your maugham

Metal-y goth dudes????

This is black metal! It has nothing in common with this goth-gay-shit! It's about nature, war, hate ... I hate kiddies like you are, which have no clue!!! DCLXVI

i love jenny lewis. i used to not love her solo s...

2008-12-26T15:57:00.000-08:00

i love jenny lewis. i used to not love her solo stuff but then i saw her live and now i want to make out with her and conor oberst at the same time. also deerhunter is freaking sweet. also she and him makes me want to shove steeel wool into my ears, which is odd because i love m.ward more than i care to admit. that whole album is drivel. UGH. i'm hungover and PISSED.

jenny lewis sounds like honey on steroids to me. i...

2008-12-24T01:47:00.000-08:00

jenny lewis sounds like honey on steroids to me.

i don't think think anyone means that in a good way. i remember this live song and she complained that the microphone smelled like wet dog. i have so much more love for a wet dog.

I do like zooey tho. but none of those other people you mentioned. however--dresden dolls have atleast two good songs.

i'm so glad you mentioned me thinking she was jewe...

2008-12-18T00:24:00.000-08:00

i'm so glad you mentioned me thinking she was jewel. i fucking hate jewel. which means i hate jenny lewis. i don't know if i really hate her, that was kind of harsh, but i'm definitely not into it.

I was watching MTV2 the other night and I saw a Sh...

2008-12-17T20:43:00.000-08:00

I was watching MTV2 the other night and I saw a She & Him video. I was like, damn who is this hot chick with M. Ward?

And yeah fuck Jenny Lewis.

awww..... how sweet of you guys to put up a postin...

2008-12-16T18:47:00.000-08:00

awww..... how sweet of you guys to put up a posting of me. something tells me none of you guys actually woke up to listen to my show.

wait wait wait, slow down. Did you say Joanna News...

2008-12-16T09:56:00.000-08:00

wait wait wait, slow down. Did you say Joanna Newsom wears Louboutins? Huh?

I think we may need to make our own lists of crushes, indie and otherwise. I have this feeling that dudes voted for other dudes that they want to be instead of ladies voting for dudes who are actually attractive.

GET WELL! XOXOXOXOX!

2008-12-10T18:29:00.000-08:00

GET WELL! XOXOXOXOX!

OK, those eyebrows alone deserve a beatdown. Fuck...

2008-12-06T22:31:00.000-08:00

OK, those eyebrows alone deserve a beatdown. Fuckin' weirdos need to stop swilling absinthe whilst grooming themselves, that's all I'm saying.

okay so, I am going to have to start doing some di...

2008-12-05T10:33:00.000-08:00

okay so, I am going to have to start doing some disagreeing with you, here and now.

1. The lyrics to that song are way artsier than you know. They are actually "found" poetry. She went into Hot Topic, read the t-shirts and "found" them.
But seriously, she has written better songs. Don't front like you hate "coin operated boy".

2. Tom and Dave took me to a Dresden Dolls show in SF when their car got broke into and I let them hide it in my covered driveway thing and it was a fucking amazing show: song, dance (dancers en pointe!), magic tricks, circus freaks, everything. She has a serious commitment to being a vaudeville goth and you got to respect that.

3. I know she was going for a Marlene Dietrich vibe with the brows, and who hasn't had days of longing to be Miss Dietrich, but I'm with you on this one. She fucked up. Her little tummy is cute. The eyebrows are not. Smooth that shit out!

I'M SORRY I FORGOT TO COME GET YOU. NEXT TIME I WO...

2008-11-26T18:43:00.000-08:00

I'M SORRY I FORGOT TO COME GET YOU. NEXT TIME I WON'T SAY ANYTHING UNTIL I KNOW YOU ARE COMING IN.

God damn, I am so glad I knew when to call it a ni...

2008-11-24T23:10:00.000-08:00

God damn, I am so glad I knew when to call it a night on Friday. The last thing I want to do in my somewhat weakened condition is run around the lagoon hiding from the popo all night.

Watch out, someone might try to shoot your pet wol...

2008-11-24T22:43:00.000-08:00

Watch out, someone might try to shoot your pet wolf from a helicopter.

The way I feel about it is, yeah they aren't the m...

2008-11-24T13:18:00.000-08:00

The way I feel about it is, yeah they aren't the most original band in the world, whatever, but at least I wasn't listening to life metal.

American Nightmare is one thing, Give Up the Ghost can kiss my black ass. So can Boston youth crew kids.

I honestly think Idle Hands is the only Murder Cit...

2008-11-24T11:46:00.000-08:00

I honestly think Idle Hands is the only Murder City Devils song i've ever heard...and that was years ago.

Oh and I had my own weird little blast from the past moment this weekend: on my way to see JCVD at the Ken a good friend of mine tried desperately to justify his spending $150 on an American Nightmare hoodie.

I'd link to a picture but apparently the shit is so rare I can't even find one. You probably remember; it just had A on one side and N on the other. All the fucking kids had them back in the day, and now they sell for a fuck ton on ebay.

Well then, why dont YOU try writing something once...

2008-11-20T10:28:00.000-08:00

Well then, why dont YOU try writing something once in a while, good doctor?

Hating the guy from Dashboard Confessional is a li...

2008-11-19T20:11:00.000-08:00

Hating the guy from Dashboard Confessional is a little too run-of-the-mill for me.

fact: Dune is Star Wars with too much sand.fact: i...

2008-11-19T17:41:00.000-08:00

fact: Dune is Star Wars with too much sand.

fact: i wish megan to get well soon!

fact: thanks for coming to Dirty Mondays!

FETCH ME THE SPICE

2008-11-19T10:43:00.000-08:00

FETCH ME THE SPICE

I think a job just opened up for you, on the NERD ...

2008-11-19T10:11:00.000-08:00

I think a job just opened up for you, on the NERD HERD.

Fact: When I was in the sixth grade, Dune was my f...

2008-11-19T10:02:00.000-08:00

Fact: When I was in the sixth grade, Dune was my favorite book.

I think I was at the same Les Savy Fav opening for...

2008-11-13T17:55:00.000-08:00

I think I was at the same Les Savy Fav opening for the Faint show. I got really sick to my stomach and don't remember if I left early or just sat around in a corner and waited for death.

Are you this angry because you're so ugly? No? Bit...

2008-11-13T16:42:00.000-08:00

Are you this angry because you're so ugly? No? Bitch please.

I hear tang is good with vodka. For some reason I ...

2008-11-13T12:43:00.000-08:00

I hear tang is good with vodka. For some reason I feel like you're not talking about that neon orange shit that makes American children fat though.

Also, I think you should change the "I almost got in a fight" tag to "bitch fights" because that's obvs what a fight about Rage Against the Suck is.

EW EW EW!!!! i have seen that shit in person. yo...

2008-11-13T05:34:00.000-08:00

EW EW EW!!!! i have seen that shit in person. you forgot to mention his chicken tramp stamp, it makes the rear view significantly more offensive.